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Hey, this site is all 'bout me and my people. If u don't like it, PEACE OFF! -Dane Cook

Juggalo 4 Life

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Color: Silver
Religion: Religion X (www.ReligionX.Tk)
Bands: ICP, GWAR
Song: Theme song to Mortal Kombat
Books: Maniac Magee, Of Mice and Men
Shows: South Park and The Simpsons
Food: Pomegranites, Hot Pockets, and SUBWAY
Drink: Wild ChErrY PePsi
Actors/Actresses: Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Cameron Diaz
Quotes: "iongivafuc" ( i-one-gi-uh-fuc), "shut yer mouth", "i kill 4 less", "jockstrap", "shmuck", "odd", "random", "i'd fuck it", "sexy beast", "if u will", "ur good people", "wench", "nipples", "oy vay", "women... (sigh)", "shice", "holy god" "wanna fight?", "How 'Bout Now", "MARK!!", "Shuck My Boush", "That's Garbage!, Hott Garbage!".

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My Hobbies

1) Paintballing
2) Giving advice
3) Basketball
4) Swimming
5) Playing on the Computer
6) Writing
7) Being funny!






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Be sure to check out my "pictures" section for weekly updated photos of me, my family, and friends.

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Story Of The Month
 
True Love...
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared!
Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.
The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear him helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die








































Want to get in touch? You can send me e-mail at:

D_M_A_C@hotmail.com

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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